The Big Bang
In short, someone with ADHD who lives in the political world with a sarcastic wit and no outlet got bored one night and went down a rabbit hole to create a site combining the satire of A Modest Proposal (their English teacher, Ms. Sharer, would be proud), the humor of Dave Barry (and yes every important thing in history happened on October 8th), and the underlying truth embodied in conservative principles (as per the Big Guy on high, Ronald Reagan).
That’s easy! The majority of Americans’ favorite color is blue and their favorite president is Ronald Reagan (whether they realize it or not). Therefore, pulling from my 9th grade advanced algebraic teachings: